Monday, December 08, 2008

Kick in the Pants

Janet periodically does these and after the weekend we had, the following deserve a kick in the pants:

  • You deserve a swift kick in the pants if you're a smoker and flick your lit butt onto dry leaves and grass. Yes, this happened down the street from us. Not only is the smoker's house ruined, their next door neighbour's house is damaged as well.
  • You deserve a swift kick in the pants if you have a party and I can hear the music through your wall, the space in between our houses and into my house causing my husband to have to go over at 12:30 AM and ask you to turn it down.
  • A swift kick in the pants if you are a business owner, advertise certain hours then don't honour those hours. Yeah, we didn't get our cupcakes this weekend because the store closed at 4:30 even though they were suppose to be open to 5:00. They will be getting a nasty complaint from me.
  • You deserve a swift kick in the pants if you drive a big, honking truck and think you're immune to the laws of physics. We got a lot of snow this weekend and we saw plenty of trucks fishtailing, driving too fast and cutting off too many smaller cars.
  • You deserve a big old kick in the pants if you don't shovel away your snow. Be nice, clear your ice, it makes walking a whole lot easier for us pedestrians.
That's all for now.

10 comments:

Rhonda said...

I've got one to add...

You deserve a big freaking kick in the pants when you complain about your ISP being down, they tell you they're going to fix it and then send you an email advising you of the problem. HELLO! I can't access my email to see it. UGH!

Anyways, sorry you couldn't have your cupcakes. :(

MotherMotherOcean said...

Kick my ass- we rarely clear our snow.

PIPO said...

I'll be sure to send you a boot for kickin' I won't be using it to shovel my driveway ;0) Then again, there better not be pedestrians in my driveway ;0)

Lisa said...

Honestly! Burning down your own house plus damaging your neighbours??!!

Janet said...

I never understand people who flick their LIT BUTTS onto grass. Umm...you have to be pretty daft to not know that will start a fire!

And as for the trucks.....OH YEAH, sister, I HEAR YOU!!!!Those guys drive me nuts. They may think it's fun to fishtail, I think it's just plain dangerous, and I have SIX children in my vehicle that I don't want to see in the morgue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kerri said...

Kick in the pants if you butt in line at the mall when the line ups are a mile long!!
That felt gooooddd, LOL..

Kathy and Joel said...

Ugh. So many people deserve a kick in the pants!! My neighbours deserve a kick in the pants for allowing their dogs to bark at all hours of the night. Sigh...

redmaryjanes said...

I agree with your list completely...there isn't anyone I want to kick in the pants right now, but I'll let you know....

Kayce said...

Totally agree with all your bullets, but for bullet one, I'd have to do more than a swift kick in the pants if I was the neighbor. Not okay.

Fliss and Mike Adventures said...

That lit butt thing peeves me... esp when it is out the car window too...